Country Dictionary

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Symbols

What asswhips on this site seem to always come up with as Urban Slang. If you can't SAY it, it is NOT a WORD, THEREFORE not urban slang!!!!

How can a symbol be a slang word if you can't speak it you Buttmunch?

by Andi February 25, 2005

howard stern

Someone unafraid to speak his mind on any topic at any time. Because he is famous he has a HOT Model girlfriend who would never in ANY case even look his way if he was like, the Manager of KFC or something.

Hey---you listen to Howard Stern this morning? I pleassured myself to his radio show and hit a tree. (Real horror show)

by Andi February 09, 2005

Beth O

The girlfriend of Howard Stern that only wants Howard Stern BECAUSE he is Howard Stern. She is an "okay" looking girl with a killer body but a looooong face. She would NEVER be noticed as a Model unless she was dating Howard Stern. She'd just be "some decent looking 2 bit ho"

Hey---Theres Howard Stern's girlfriend....uh....what's her name??? Oh---yeah.....Beth O. As in "Oh how lucky I am to be dating Howard Stern"

by Andi February 09, 2005

Microsoftie

A very small flacid penis.

Guy #1: Dude, why didn't you hit that shit? Guy #2: I tried, but she didn't enjoy my microsoftie.

by Andi September 14, 2004

artie lange

The best thing to hit the Howard Stern show since.....well...Howard Stern.

Artie Lang? Oh--you mean the Howard Stern show got a REAL comidian..not like that Soupy Sales Mutha Fukka Jackie "The Asskisser" Martling?

by Andi February 09, 2005

Baw nah naw nah

What you sing to someone when you said something you are proud of, before they answer it.

Hey I got a 100 on my math test Baw nah naw nah

by Andi February 14, 2005

Ice Princess

"A chick who is cold hearted, vicious, prude.

"I cant get the hook up the girl is an Ice Princess"

by Andi September 09, 2003