Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

crushiest

The epitome of being crushy. Having the characteristics of one who many of the opposite sex find crush-worthy.

Son of a Pope, that guy/girl is the crushiest! Andy M is the crushiest man alive!

by Andy M September 05, 2003

self-important

a person who overestimates their own importance and exhibits arrogant or pompous behavior aka lunchmeat

That self-important bitch just cut in front of us in line; she's too busy lunchmeating on her cell phone to notice anyone but herself.

by andy M April 02, 2004

Furry Cup of Love, The

The human female genitalia

"So have you ever drank from the furry cup of love?"

by Andy M December 04, 2003

r33t

stupid, retarded, or annoying mostly used in chatting, but can be used in real life if you are a complete dork

Guest30403: YO U GOT ANY GAMEZ!~? MP3S!? gordo: r33t.

by andy M April 07, 2004

korean backslap

Like a normal backslap, only harder, and thus more painful.

"By the time this loads I could Korean Backslap her 5 times!"

by Andy M August 18, 2003

Chocolate Chimney Sweep

A homosexual; a gentleman who enjoys clearing out a fellow gentleman's "chimney". The exchange of monies is not always necessary. The term is derived from the chocolate colour of the "chimney"

"Shut up Steve, you chocolate chimney sweep." or "Go sweep some chocolate chimneys you fudge packing ass bandit."

by Andy M December 04, 2003

Stroudsburg

shittiest town you'll find in Eastern Pennslyvania. Filled with "gansta's" "skaters" "punks" etc. etc. Is also soon to be considered the 'sixth borough of new york city'. is inhabbited with all the idoit new yorkers (we never get any of the cool ones, just the idoits)

Can't wait to graduate and move out of Stroudsburg.

by Andy M April 22, 2005