A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. the fresh shavings of a pencil 2. the pubes of a skinny person *not to be confused with "pubes pencil"
While bored at work, Patricia shaved up a bunch of pencil pubes and then everyone started calling her Patty Pencil Pubes and then she had to clean all that shit up
Dude that' s been drinking and waves his dick around in space
Hey check out the Kavanaughstronaut waving his dick around on the moon, Dianne. Here, asteroid, hold my PABST.
British Sexual Tension Also known as "St John's Wood"
BST happens when you see a woman's elbow on the tube and you wanna shag her but she gets off at Maida Vale and you can't stop getting off at St John's Wood.
A word to describe that you’re down for some ambiguous freaky shit. Like you can use it as a last name.
Isitago? No, we’re gonna stay home and Johnson tonight.
when the beauty is just too much to handle
girl: I can't wait to see you so we can talk about our feelings, review our psychological insights , as they pertain to our existential plight and our collective unconscious. They we can paint each other's fingernails, hold hands and sing "Kumbaya, my lord". I can't wait. boy: girl, you're just too beautiful. I can't hold my erection; it has a mind of it's own and will take over the whole friggin park. Fuck your Kumbaya, bitch. girl: Oh wow, I'm so flattered and it looks like that's really the only thing you want with me. Can't you just relieve yourself with your souvenir nudes? Also can I have a copy? And some cake? boy: I don't know. I have to eat this borscht before I can make a decision. My grandmother made it. Want some? girl: no thanks, borscht gives me the barfs, bro.