Country Dictionary

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ha~ses

A word meaning absolutely nothing that can be randomly shouted at the top of your lungs at any time for no specific reason. Try yelliing ha~ses at your mom, teacher, local rug merchant, or your little sister. It works more effectively when you flick a foreign object across the room while yelling ha~ses. This ha~ses chaos theory arose in Ocean County, NJ and is slowly spreadiing across the nation. VARIATIONS OF HA~SES: Sauce: Sauce is the lame attempt of a group of kids trying to make ha~ses original and their "own thing". They yell the word "sauce" cause they think it makes them as cool as the rest of the ha~ses-ers out there, don't be fooled, their all just a bunch of tool-bags. Ses: Sessing has a completely different meaning to it. Not to be confused with ha~ses or sauce. Ses is the act of unadulterated fun. It's the act of doing "absolutely nothing sexual" and being really sketchy about it.

A word meaning absolutely nothing that can be randomly shouted at the top of your lungs at any time for no specific reason. Try yelliing ha~ses at your mom, teacher, local rug merchant, or your little sister. It works more effectively when you flick a foreign object across the room while yelling ha~ses. This ha~ses chaos theory arose in Ocean County, NJ and is slowly spreadiing across the nation. "The test today will contain thr--" "HA~SESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!" "Excuse me?!" "HAAAAAAAAAAAA~SESSSSSSSSSSSSS?!!"

by Anthony April 02, 2005

story virgin

The first victim to read your just written story.

Tim made me be his story virgin before he would read his story to the class.

by Anthony November 03, 2004

Cooljerks

The Cooljerks are a elite group of drinkers from Washington State. Also doing something very fucked up to other person. And you getting away with it scott free.

Hey there is the Cooljerks they can kick our asses. I told some girl to get a gym membership and then suck my cock. Cooljerk.

by Anthony January 03, 2005

McAtee

Pot-Head and a master at Halo

Halo ass kicker

by Anthony May 04, 2004

Bush

Male and/or female pubic genital hair

Do you trim or shave your bush?

by Anthony November 20, 2004

Guanaca and Proud

a filthy cerota whom sucks on her mom's giant cock, and then fucks her father and brothers because they are ugly ass bitches and that's the only way they get fucked

That bitch is having sex with her dad, I bet she's Guanaca and Proud

by anthony March 24, 2005

Guanaca and Proud

a stupid cerota whom sucks on her mom's giant cock, and then fucks her father and brothers because they are ugly ass bitches and that's the only way they get fucked

That bitch is a whore, I bet she's Guanaca and Proud

by anthony March 24, 2005