Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

shitterettes

A scent:

Shitterettes is the smell left after smoking three Marlboro's while retching over explosive diarrhea in a small, poorly ventilated room.

Damn Justine, were you in here last? The loo smells like shitterettes. The wallpaper has even peeled!

by antie nae September 28, 2011

fuck apnea

when you cum so hard you cannot breathe

can also cause a neck strain

dude did you kill her
no man she's having some fuck apnea

by antie nae September 27, 2011

snarfologist

One who studies the patterns of random snarfers.

(snarfer is a man who goes around sniffing the seats of womens bicycles)

According to local snarfologist, snarfing happens primarily in the afternoon in the park. It is believed that many women bicyclists ride in the park then needing the loo, leave their bikes unattended. Snarfers have been photographed there and seem to be drawn to black seats the glisten with vaginal perspiration.

by antie nae September 27, 2011

confuckulations

Giving insincere commendations.

akin to congratufuckinglation

confuckulations grandma you found your teeth.

by antie nae September 27, 2011

Furi Gina

A new character being played on Omegle who eats apples to shit apple pies. Furi Gina then sells her pies in an illegal bakery.

Having no time available to do her own baking, Sally can often bee seen at Furi Gina's Bakery picking up an AppleShit Pie baked fresh from the ass of Furi Gina.

by antie nae September 29, 2011

head houdini

the act of giving or receiving magical blow jobs

Damn bitch that's some fucked up head houdini now where'd you put my dick?

by antie nae September 27, 2011