Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

fantasgreat

adj amazingly good or pleasing.

That bitch sucked me dry; it was fantasgreat!

by argo 5 April 29, 2003

goldfish

a vagina during the act of urination. Smelling of fish yet looking oh so golden.

When i walked in on Stacy in the bathroom i saw her nasty goldfish.

by argo 5 April 29, 2003

snowball fight

When, after the initial action of snowballing ( see snowball ), both partners--with remnants of cum in mouth--spit at eachother in a fight to hit the other. An acceptable end is a bitch slap from one partner to the other.

Last night in the car was so fun. We fucked around, had a snowball fight, and then I slapped that bitch.

by argo 5 May 19, 2003

prarie dogging it

When one's shit acts like a prarie dog, fanatically poking it's head in and out of it's home expressing it's urge to be freed from the confines of it's hole, but only when it is safe. (See movie Rat Race)

Dad! I've got to go so bad I'm prarie dogging it!

by argo 5 April 29, 2003

craptastic

1.noun the quality of being full of crap. 2.noun the fusion of crap and fantastic.

Damn! Kangaroo Jack was craptastic. That bitch Jerry Bruckheimer owes me 9 bucks!

by argo 5 April 29, 2003

laying one down

to produce excrement (other slang: Steam one out Launch the submarine Drop the kids off at the pool Pinch a Loaf fertilize move the bowels stink it up squat and grunt revisit food post-digestion feed mr. flushie push one through take a crap make a shit storm Clean the poop chute roll a dirty burrito making homemade sushi rolls excrete

I'm about to explode. I gotta lay one down soon, to make room for dinner

by argo 5 April 29, 2003

goldeneye

the opening of the urethra upon instantaneous commencement of urination. Most often female because the labia form resembles an eyelid and the pubes resemble funky lashes.

as she prepared to sit on my face, i thought all was weel and gooduntil i saw the dreaded golden eye!

by argo 5 April 29, 2003