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The generic name given to a general type of ARMOROID denoting certain charictoristics. (From the table game war gamers play called ARMOR.) Artilleroids generally: 1.) Are usually 100 plus tons so as to mount heavyier weaponry on their chasis. 2.) Mount mostly if not all long range or extended range artilley. (Also inclusive of large missle bombardment mountings.) 3.) Tend to have light armor because they are not regarded as front line units. Intended usage of this unit is to present barrage indirect fire and remain out of direct contact with enemy units. Note: The behemoth sports heavy armor and weapons but suffers from a lack of speed which leads to being over run by ememy armoroids. 4.) Has a tendancy to mount only balistic weapons as energy weapons tend to be line of sight and can't be used as indirect fire.

Player 1.) "I'm advancing six armors to the front ranks by the house." Player 2.) "Boom! I had an ARTILLEROID posted 5 miles back who just salvoed all his heavy missles on your units. Your toast!" Player 1.) "Arrggg!! I took heavy damage to two of my ARMOROIDS and your still way to far away for me to return fire!"

When you go to a restaurant with a group of friends or family, where in each is on a meal budget and all order somthing diffrent so as to share. The Platter Bum is the individual who went ahead and ordered an expencive dish (thus distinguishing thereself by putting on airs as the rich guy) but does not share. Others in the party will notice and feel slightly annoyed. Then when everyone is served, the Platter bum then askes others around them if they could try a sample of what others are eating in order to "see if they like it." Others will feel compelled to be polite and offer the morsel to the Platter Bum while they secretly resent the fact that they have only a small meal to satisfy themself with while the Platter Bum has a frigg'n buffet, half untouched in front of them. NOTE: The Platter Bum usualy never finishes their meal and leaves most of their food to be wasted. This also will piss off company who may still be hungry or may have been the one treating the group to the meal.

One family member to anther at a dinner at a restaurant paid for by their father: Relative 1 : "Jeez! Would ya look at that pig!" Relative 2 : "Huh? Who ya talkin about?" Relative 1 : "That uppity cousine from the country. He found out dad was paying and he ordered the most expensive steak on the menu." Relative 2 : "That little turd! All I had was a grilled chicken salid." Relative 1 : "Yeah, and he's been begging food bites from everyone around him and hasn't touched his own plate. What's he doing? Saving it for later?" Relative 2 : "I agree. He's being a real Platter Bum tonight. Dad aught to tell him off and not pay for his meal."

Noun: The new name for anime mecha being used by table gamers. Referance is to armored war fighting machines that are built into the shape of the human body. A divergence from the standard war vehicles of the present day whose locomotion is either by wheel or tracked suspension. Japan has long been a producer of this concept of giant fighting robots piloted by soldiers into combat. The original terms used were mecha, gundam, battle mech or mech. The origins of this idea were vaunted in such games as robotech, mechwarrior, and battletech. The modern versions of these games are a standard feature of many computer video games today.

"Awwww, dude! Your megatank just crippled my armoroid with a hit from your heavy machineguns! You blew my armoroid's head off and killed my pilot!" "Yeah, and when you turn around there is three heavy armoroids right behind you ready to blast your other units off the board!"

A referance to when a woman is being generaly mean and cranky to EVERYBODY around in the proximity of her voice. A.) Also constitutes letting all others present KNOW she is upset and that they all will share in her pain. B.) Multiple version of opening a can of whup-ass for the female gender. C.) Serving a sample of nastyness to all unfortunate to be present.

ANGRY WOMAN: "Oh, I caught my man cheat'n, an' you'all helped him hide it from me! Now you'll all get a taste of my special blend BITCH PUDDING!" "Everybody pony up and get yo' taste! I got plenty for alla' ya' all!"

(N): A term coined in the prohibition era,(1920's) used to describe really bad or cheap moonshine whiskey. Originating from the fact that really crappy booze would give you such a hangover that you think your brain was going to swell up and pop your skull open. This cheap buzz juice was often poured into a bathtube with fruit juices to mask it's horrible taste. The use of "mixers" with rotten booze is the origination of todays cocktail beverages. During this time there were models of vehicles that used ethel-alcohol in their radiators as a coolant. Many cases are on report of "down on their luck folk" draining and drinking this nonpotable fluid. Being not the same chemical formula as comsumable intoxicants, these people often sustained major internal injury. Gastric problems, blindness, heart failure, brain damage, and extreme inflamation of the circulatory system being key results of injestion. And yes , it can kill ya' too! Also latter when "Moon shining" became more abundant, one of the ways to transport illegel alchohol was to pour the "shine" in the radiator, drive to the delivery point, drain the booze and replace it with regular coolant. Then the shine runners (early origins of NASCAR racing) collected their cash, went home and poisoned loads of people with the now polluted booze they just delivered. YeeeeeHaaaaaawww!!!!

"Hey bar tender! Give me a belt of that good star bottle you got hid under the counter. I ain't want'n non of that POPSKULL garbage you serve to the regular cheeple!"

A girl who goes out to the clubs to find guys to buy her drinks all night until she is way wasted. Then the lucky fellow has the thought in his head that he is going to "GET LUCKY" with her so he goes and calls a taxi to take them both back to his pad. The girl is drunk but seems fine until he gets her in the cab. Then she starts acting all seductive and sexy with the guy, getting him all horny with her drunken antics. Irregardless of the presence of the driver in the car. But about 10 minutes of road time and the, oh so HOT girl, the guy thought he was beding that night suddenly passes out and starts to drool on his silk club shirt. Then he looks like a fool and has to pony up an extra 10$ to the driver to help him drag the now un-hot girl to the house. Somtimes there is another annoying circumstance where the HOT DROOL-BUNNY barfs in the taxi and the guy gets the pleasure of paying extra to the now pissed driver for the clean up. Guy then has to take a cold shower and clean up the bitch.

Old taxi driver to new taxi driver: "Yep, you gotta' learn how to spot a HOT DROOL-BUNNY." "Hot Drool-Bunny! What are those?" "Oh, I see em' all the time. It's where a guy liquers up a Hottie and they jump in your cruiser and start to get it on. Then the bitch passes out on him or throws up on him. Poor guy." "Oh man! That's gross!" "Yeah, get good at spotting em' and if you see one keep on driving. They are way more trouble than the cab fair is worth."

(Adj.): A descriptive word hybrid of CHEAP and PEOPLE used by bartenders, taxi drivers, valets or other people who are not well paid in sevice industry jobs and depend on tips to make a living. The word is used by sevice staff to describe wealthy patrons who come to their establishments or use their servises. These wealthy people often times make a mess, run their server ragged, are a pain in the ass or are just generaly stupid. The resulting use of the word (often mummbled under the breath) comes from when above mentioned rich jerks leave an INSULTINGLY TINY TIP for the amount of effort that was expended upon them. The intent being that the rich SOB could easily afford to tip generously for the extra service they recieved, having blown a wad of cash on their dinner/ride/service, and then being chinsy at the last moment. This is double insulting to a server/cabbie when the rich patron has made insinuations that they would "TIP BIG" when they first arrived. (Author note: People who are cheaple deserve it when servers spit in their food or have a taxi "dump" them off at a gas station. Tight wad SOB's!) OLD PROVERB:-Be gentle unto those who bake thy dinner for they may serve thee a cut of cold death. - Aetus-Roman Comander of the Centurian legion (465 a.d.)

Server A: "That fat slob and his family only left me a two dollar tip! Awh Jeez! I worked my ass off on that table and was nice even when their brat spilled milk all over the table and floor. Then they lingered over a half hour bull shitting each other and complaining to me when I wasn't their every three minutes. Crummy cheap bastards!" Server B: "Yep, you got a table of CHEAPLE. I feel sorry for you. I bet your tired now, but next time you'll be better able to spot their type." Taxi driver kicks an abusive drunk out as a local "stop n' rob" and yells out the window, " You damn CHEAPLE! I drove your sorry drunk butt all over town, and you don't even know where your going. You can afford to blow a hundred bucks on rottgut but you can't pay for your cab! This is how I make my living you cheap-ass booze sponge! Damn CHEAPLE!!!! I'm calling the cops! Hope you fall under a bus! "