A fork of Rural Dictionary
The change in attitude presented by any member of the african-american community who switches from being a normal person to being a super Obama liberal. Symtoms- 1.) Since the 2008 election, suddenly acts like being "BLACK" means they are superior to others. 2.) Flips out when anybody says anything about how Obama is running things. 3.) Thinks that Obama is the manifestation of Jesus come to give them their heavenly rewards for the suffering they have personaly endured at the hands of the "white devils." 4.) Belives that the duty of all "Black" people is to subjegate "WHITE" people into the same state of submision as their ancestors endured as slaves. 5.) Should recieve monetary compensation from people living to day to recompence for the loss of earnings by enslaved ancestors hundreds of years ago. 6.) Thinks that "wellfair" is part of that entitlement and should be a "right." 7.) Beats people verbaly over the head about their "RIGHTS" when things don't go their way or don't get what they want. 8.) Start using words and lables like "RACIST" or "DISCRIMINATION" or "civil rights violation" as a weapon to silence others of differing opinion. 9.) Thinks they are masters of the current political environment but reveal they are ignorant of the reality of events in government when they open their mouth and speak.(Also are ofter painfuly ignorant of what "civil rights" are or what affirmative action is or does to companies. 10.) Totaly buys the current administrations claims that they are going to fix everything, hook, lie, and stinker.
Worker to other co-worker: (WHISPERING) "Hey joe! There goes Jamal! What an ass he has turned into lately." (CHUCKLING) "Yeah, ever since Obama won, er..stole the election he has been going around like the BLACK-ANOINTED! Nobody likes being around him. He's so hostle now!" "Yeah, just give him the silent treatment or he'll scream racist and get you in trouble with the boss." "Let's boogie outta' here before he sees us and trys to school us by spouting more of his lib crap."
A term used to describe the penis of a U.S. soldier returning from the Iraq war who is looking to get lucky. Specificly when he lands a girl willing to go the distance it is thought that his initial penal engorgement will be a whopper, from a lack of sexual stimulation for long periods. Also thought to be sex that is rough, greedy and slightly desperate in nature.
"Dude I got back from the sand box last night and tonight I already got lucky." "All right battle buddy! Did ya' clobber her with your rape bat?" "Yeah dude! Whiped out my rape bat and clobber f@(ked her!"
Noun: A replacement word used in the same tense as the designating word car, but for an electrically propelled vehicle. The word being a shortened name for a Tesla e-vehicle.
"Yo boi! I'm gonna jump in my tes and hit up the store."
When a person has really bad diahrea where in they don't make it to the toilet fast enough. Usually caused when a person who has gastrointestinitus has had to much to drink and eaten food stocks known for making green poop and/or large amounts of intestinal gas.
"Man, excuse me I gotta go!" "What? You sick?" (*running and groaning*) (returns 30 minutes later.) "Hey I got to leave." "What? why?" "I didn't make it onto the toilet in time and I sprayed butt soup all over the seat and the back of my pants.)
(Noun): 1. A derogitory term for a woman who is of little value to her male companion. 2. A woman who is of average atractivness at a club/bar who is "picked up" by a man who is just looking for a vagina to hump for the night. 3. A female who is used for sexual gratification with no comitments and is easily forgetable by the male afterwards. 4. A forgetable but fuckable woman. 5. Slang for temporary or non-commital vagina.
Guy1-"Yo! Jack, you get anything good trolling at the club last night?" Guy2-"Nah. I partied hard but there were to many chads around to get a good bite. I ended up taking home a meat warmer to tide me over till friday night." Guy1.-"What's her name dude?" Guy2.-"Don't know man. Doesn't matter. She'll be gone tomorrow anyway so who cares."
A net ghost who knows most of the cool stuff on the internet. Also is the author of the stratagy table game ARMOR. The Youtube net name for a really cool channel with lots of neat videos. Responds to noobs pleas for technical help. Nobody ever has met him but he is considered a cool tech geek
Guy 1. "Hey ou ever played ARMOR?" Guy 2. "Yeah! It's an awsome mech game by ARMOROID5000" Guy 1 "Oh yeah. I heard of him. He helped me with some technical crap on Youtube. I think he's part of the staff there. He's cool. One of the net ghosts floating around out there."
Testank, noun: A designating word used to conveniently refere to a Tesla cyber truck.
"I'm driving my Testank out to the woods for a camping trip."