A fork of Rural Dictionary
MTV should be against the law, they call themselves music television and they don't even play music, they have shitty shows like Cribs and when I thought they couldn't get any lower they pulled out a show call My Super Sweet 16 out of their asses, the worst show on television to date.
If other places acted like MTV -Hello is this the pizza parlor? -Yes -Can I have a pepperoni pizza? -Whoa, whoa, we don't sell pizza, we sell racoon hats and eyepatches, if you're hungry call a book store.