A fork of Rural Dictionary
a moderately sloppy, hairy fat man with a heart of gold and a love of cheese (A Dom DeLuise type fuck). Usually can spend about 45 minutes to an hour sampling cheeses at a gourmet market.
"That plane trip to the keys last month was a bitch. The guy sitting next to me was a sloppy fuck. A real Chez Furblur, ya know?"
a fat cone spliff (marijuana and tobacco). The thing about a splerv dervish is it has to be smoked by a couple of fucks.
"i want hot fresh donuts for my babyfat, and some splerv dervish to go with my taint"
Observant people who are welcoming to others while tripping balls on mushrooms. Mainly someone who takes a lot of mushrooms.
"alright boys, lets eat these mushrooms and walk around town being a couple of shreembangers