Country Dictionary

This is the act of a man sticking his middle and index finger into a womans vagina and thumb into her ass as if she was a bowling ball.

Erik used Lauren like a bowling ball last night when they were going bowling.

This is the combination of Hilary and Bill Clinton. Hilary wearing the political pants in the relationship.

man 1: Who are you voting for this year? man 2: I don't know who im voting for but it sure wont be hilbilly.

This is the act of punching a homosexual in the asshole.

Carmen first became a doughnut puncher when she ass handled steve.

Nigga talk is another term for rap music or the general way that black people speak.

Nigga: "what it do homie we finna get krunk todeezy?" respectable white man: "Shut up with that nigga talk, speak english."

This is the act of consuming pennies and later shitting them out. One who performs this act is a penny pincher.

As I swallowed the handful of pennies, all I could think of is how badly I'd be penny pinching the next day.

"I am looking for a Mr. Ayak" is a code used by KKK klansmen to find other clansmen. It is an acronym for Are you a klansmen? The response to this question, if one is a klansmen, is "My name is Mr. Akai.

A crazy klansman is about to get whooped by a group of afro negroes so he yells out "I need Mr. Ayak." Nobody responds and the spooks continue to rape him.

"My name is Mr. Akai" is a code used by KKK klansmen tell other klansmen that they are also part of the KKK. It is an acronym for A klansman am I. It is used in response to the statement, "I am looking for Mr. Ayak."

A klansman walks into a bar and yells out "I am looking for a Mr. Ayak." A fellow klansman responds, "My name is Mr. Akai." Since their "secret code" is now on urbandictionary, a group of negroes hears them say this and they continue to beat the shit out of and/or rape the couple.