Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

gammon hangers

Flapping female labia - see beef curtains

She had gammon hangers like a pork butcher on pension day

by Beefy February 09, 2004

wayne

a name that can be inserted into any song, film title or television programme. in fact anything and it makes it funny

waynedrops keep falling on my head. live and let wayne,
wayne, wayne, wayne
wayne, wayne. wayne
wayne, wayne

by Beefy March 15, 2004

qoou

upside down noob

cs players

by beefy May 24, 2004

drawstring purse

Arsehole, sphincter muscle, puckered poo hole

After that vindaloo, I had hot coals up my drawstring purse for a week

by Beefy February 09, 2004

beefable

Bruce
backround is from monica

Bruce is very beefable

by Beefy April 05, 2005

poop

(1) digested food mashed into a solid by the intestines and slips out the butthole
(2) Often used in conversation and bragging

also known as poo, poopie, doodoo, crap, feces, and anal jam

HEY MEGHAN--MY POO WAS LIKE AT LEAST A FOOT LONG AND IT DIDNT EVEN BREAK!!
wow thats cool! mine looked like a dove! like a peep--the marshmallow doves!

by beefy April 10, 2003