Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

cockgobbling goblin

The absolute peak of being a fucking twat.

HAAAAAAAAAAAA you cockgobbling goblin

by ben tha hunta November 16, 2016

feminine fishhouse

When a woman vagina smells of every fish in the seven seas

"coooooorrrrrrr mateeeeeeeeee what a feminine fishhouse"

by ben tha hunta November 16, 2016

pope packing

Being so heavily devoted to the lord that you have to start packing boys into your van for a cheeky bum, because children just dont go to church anymore

Genesis 3:5 and then there was pope packing

by ben tha hunta November 16, 2016

cumgargling gargoyle

an ascended homosexual with the face of a disfigured pig

"wow he's so ugly"

"looks like a cumgargling gargoyle lol"

by ben tha hunta November 15, 2016