Country Dictionary

The cornhole, or as it's more commonly known, the Booty Hole

I just jackhammered Mickey Mouse in the doodoo hole, and it was amazing!!!!

vigorously masturbate

i jerk the gerkin' everyday

another word for dick; a well-worked dick that is very powerful

1) hey girl, wanna take a ride on the iron pipe of fuk-nasty
2) man with the iron pipe of fuk-nasty, i can drive shit into the ground

Its what homo's like to call the alpha male's genitiles.

Wow hallo sailor , where did you get the huge jobby jabber, god gave you a gift!!

middle caliber gun equivalent to 38.

i popped him wit my 380

The key to George W. Bush's presidency. Used by janky strategerists.

Dude: "How would you sum up your campaign in one word Mr. Bush?"
Bush: "Strategery"

crackpipe, glass stem

man u broke my horn