Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

silver milf

an older woman who is a milf. not to be confused with milf or cougaress.

guy 1: "man did you see that silver milf?"

guy 2: "don't you mean that cougar?"

guy 1: "no man. shes married and has a kid. shes just a silver milf."

by big bad chuck April 11, 2010

santana high

reaching a level of high which is unmatched by any in your circle. it usualy happens in a super gonzo zero to sixty situation such as, person has a beer and a hit of weed one night and then the following night eats $135 worth of acid , six shots of sailor jerry, a peyote button, and three screamers.

"that guy last night went tottaly gonzo"
"yea. he was santana high"

by big bad chuck April 02, 2010

cougaress

a cougar that is also a MILF. although not as rare as one would think, they are still harder to find than the average MILF and or cougar. must be single.

guy 1: "did you see that cougaress?"

guy 2: " don't you mean that cougar?"

guy 1: "no man she had her kid with her."

guy 2: "then don't you mean silver milf?"

guy 1: "combine them and get a cougaress."

by big bad chuck April 11, 2010

thunder dome

The act of two women being banged from behind face to face, while the two men reach over the top of the women creating a dome shape. Usually occurs after heavy drinking, and or cocain use.

"did you hear they all had a four-some last night"
"yeah those bitches straight got thunder domed!!!"

by big bad chuck April 07, 2010

candy bandit

pesky mechanics that straight yank all the snap-on guys jolly ranchers and red vines and never buy any of his tools.

snap-on guy"DAMN CANDY BANDITS"

by big bad chuck April 07, 2010