Country Dictionary

Someone who wears Christianity like makeup... to hide the ugly person they really are.

Did you hear Leslie preaching the gospel right after cussing Allen behind his back? Yea...She's such a Lipstick Christian.

The hard to rinse bubbles that remain on the back of a man's balls when he exits the shower.

Damn it. I've got ball back bubbles. Do I get back in the shower? Naw, towel will get em.

The number that lies half way between twenty and fifty...Or thirty five.

Dude, your milf sister is hot. How old is she? She's twifty. Dude, you haven't been missing any meals lately. How many lb's you sportin? Bout two twifty.

Low grade jenkem. Jenkem conconced from sinking turds.

I can't believe I bought a batch of sinker jenkem. I'm going back to that retirement home and shooting the janitor that sold it to me.

When gay people hate on the members of their group for not being gay enough.

Jeffry got mad at me today because I wouldn't wear that sun dress in front of my father. He's so full of gaytred.

The denomination of a gay person who also believes in a higher power. Due to hatred from relegious groups, the gay person pretends to be atheist in front of his/her gay friends to avoid gaytred.

"Is Michael going to the Christmas tree lighting this year?" "No. Ever since his coming out party, he's converted to gaytheism."

A mullet on a black person. Jerry Curl, or dreds on a non Rastafarian. There are many Blullets hanging out of helmets in the NFL.

Yo, did you see the weave on that receiver for the Falcons? Yea, I saw him in a post game interview. He's sportin one hell of a Blullet.