A fork of Rural Dictionary
a noble man, generally created from the spawning of a short bulky man with little black pubic facial hair and a mutant of a woman that yells loudly at children, that will attack anything within his territory, very sexually turned on by the slightest of hip movements, jockstrap and cup should be worn at all times unless your maples
Yo look at that giant moosehead there, he could rape ten women at the same time. Holy shit mooser just hit a rocket, with his dick. dude look at that girl, she must have been with moosehead last night