A fork of Rural Dictionary
Scottish slang for semen or the act of male ejaculation. Usually used in a humorous manner during arguments. It is also very commonly incorporated into other words to describe when something is great.
"shut it or I'll wan on yer face"
"That meal was wan-tastic" - so good it is worthy of ejaculation.
One that whines, complains or bitches about everything possible.
Wan-er: "This is a joke. This will never work. What a load of crap. Everything just sucks, sucks, sucks."
Normal person:(rolling eyes) "here we go again..."
WAN originates in Baltimore, Maryland. I called people wack ass nigger often and people didnt think too highly of it so I just made and short and unnoticable by saying WAN...sort of stealthy and ninja like it can be snuck up on people as you walk by them on the street or it can be loud as if to alert your friend someone wack is near by.
Dude that guy is the biggest wan i ever seenn just look at how tight his shoes are laced
Term used in Ireland to denote disrespect.
Look at this wan, what a bleydin' who-or!