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Whale's Vagina

This phrase stems from the film "Anchorman". During the seen where Ron is giving his new co-worker a tour of San Diego, he tells her that the city's name means "A Whale's Vagina" in German. This was such an obsurd suggestion that things to this level of proposterousness are therefore refered to as "Whale's Vagina"

Resident Advisor: There will be 24 hour quiet hours this week. First Year Student: Ma'am, that's whale's vagina!

by Bill Brasky December 25, 2004

mams

n. slang term for a woman's breasts. This has been derived from the term "mammary" which is a gland in the mamalian breast that secretes the hormone prolactin as well as breast milk. The mammaries become especially active during menses and pregnancy as well as while taking atypical antipsychotic medications (Risperdal, Clozaril, Zyprexa, Seroquel) causing what is known as Risperdal Tits.

Wanda's mams make perfect airbags when I collapse on her chest after orgasm.

by Bill Brasky February 02, 2005

Risperdal Tits

n. large, vestigial breasts that develop after taking moderate to large doses of Risperdal or any other atypical antipsychotic (Zyprexa, Seroquel, Clozaril...) These breasts are formed by an increase in prolactin production by the mammaries and thus result in the breast enlargement regardless of diet, original bust size, and gender.

Mike: Dude, what's up with your boobs... I mean, dude, you've got boobs! Dave: Oh yeah, my shrink gave me risperdal, 1 mg per day. These are my risperdal tits.

by Bill Brasky February 02, 2005

mud flap

what you would call a gay man's balls

yeah...get it...mud flaps..hehehe

by bill brasky April 20, 2005

jerk rag

n. an absorbant piece of cloth, usually a towel or rag, that one has designated as the reciever for their semen at the climax of masturbation, only to be washed on a weekly basis

I got tired of going through a box of tissues a week so now i just use a beach towel for a jerk rag.

by Bill Brasky August 11, 2005

crewba

A woman with an usually big ass that does crew. Hence, a crewba. Variation of WUBA (Woman with Unussual Big Ass).

Holy shit man, look at that crewba attack the food.

by Bill Brasky January 22, 2005

old man bitner

a faggot who presses charges if u walk by his house; also gets jumped by fetters

old man bitner is a pussy

by bill brasky April 26, 2005