Country Dictionary

To Flaccify is to make or take away ones bonal appendage

she was so dog i was flaccified

Intense diarrhoea, resembling a volcano. So intense that when fecies exits, it does so at such speed to cause a splash in the toilet water which makes contact with the buttocks.

Man, I had such a volcanus today, my ass was drenched and stinging madly afterwards.

A fart that sounds like you blew bubbles in your Hardees malt.

That wasn't just a fart, THAT was a gurgle, you better check your pants/

A jizz enema, such as when a man ejaculates into another mans' anus during homosexual activities.

Did you hear Phillip gave Stanley a genema last night?

The act of positioning your boner straight up you lower stomach to conceal it in public. It sits with the head pertruding from the top of your boxers.

So you’re in class and that hot exchange student who's V-card you've been wanting to steel decides to bend over to pick up her pencil. This nearly gives you a taste of her pussy sitting so visibly beneath her short skirt, but instead you’re left with a boner. Now without Plip'n your immobile, so by positioning it so that it can nestle into your belly button, it has become concealed.

Someone who smokes and who's mouth tastes like an ashtray

Don't kiss him he's mash.

To move at a quick pace; to speed or quicken pace.

I gotta feed home to eat the hot suppah!