A fork of Rural Dictionary
an overweight urban female who has somehow hoodwinked others into thinking that she is attractive and desirable, usually through trendy clothing and a warped "real women have curves; that skinny girl's gotta eat" attitude. the typical blimpster is usually found w/ a small-framed, timid hipster "male."
did you see that blimpster over there? she ate her wimpster boyfriend's vegan cheesesteak before he had even fetched her some napkins! i'm not a blimpster. it's not my fault that skinny boys love me. there's just more of me to love, i guess. typical blimpster quotes: "oh, john? no, sorry, i only spread for skinny boys. he's too... "livin' large" for me, if you know what i mean." "are you gonna eat that?"