A fork of Rural Dictionary
Me: "Hey, uhhh you're gonna be really mad."
Pat: "Okay mannnnnnn pop a SQUAT! And spill the tea."
Me: "Well, the workshop popped."
Pat: "YOU DID WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT??????"
*Kenyan National Anthem Plays*
Me: "Damn I should not have told him about the Popped Workshop"
When we go for a hike for Insight Outside, and it's encouraged to not copy other's paths but then yelled at for getting too far apart
Big Money: "Ballright guys it's gonna be a Group Wander"
Us: "Can we at least go to sheetz after?"
Big Munee: "Wait- are you group a or b?"
Us: "Group a"
Big Munni: "Babsolutely not"