Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

get your shit in one sock

v. To "get your shit in one sock" means to get organized, to "pull yourself together," to regain your composure. Having to use more than one sock to hold a given volume of feces is considered wasteful and inefficient, if by careful planning a single sock would do the trick. Thus, the essence of this phrase is a metaphor for thriftiness.

"Listen: you've been absent from class five days, you never turn in your homework on time, you refuse to take your Ritalin like a good boy, and your foul language is out of control! It is time to sit down one-on-one with the guidance counselor and get your shit in one sock, young man."

by Carl Willis November 07, 2005

thunderbolt

n. Nickname for the electric chair.

Out at the state pen at midnight, Big Willie's gonna ride the thunderbolt.

by Carl Willis December 02, 2004

shamrock

Verb. (1) To screw someone over; scam. (2) To inflict severe injury upon someone as leverage to facilitate the extortion of money. "Shamrock" is most frequently encountered in the passive, as in, "you have been shamrocked." (Origin: Shamrock Towing, a notoriously unethical business in the greater Columbus, Ohio area, ca. 1957)

(1) After paying $115 for the predatory towing of his car, Willis figured out he'd been shamrocked and called an attorney. (2) "You didn't pay Vinnie your protection this month?! Buddy, you are sooo shamrocked!"

by Carl Willis April 28, 2004

wingnut

n. An outspoken, irrational person with deeply-held, nominally conservative, political views. A person who chooses on principle to be flagrantly ignorant. A "right-wing nut".

Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly, Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, and Fred Phelps are examples of the wingnut element in modern America.

by Carl Willis February 18, 2006

kav

adjective describing something incredibly awesome, like a double backflip

Dude! That was Kav!

by carl willis March 09, 2014

grizzle

v. To cook something on a grill. n. (1) A grill (can be used to mean a person's face). (2) "grass" (marijuana).

You got the wings? Let's grizzle that shiznit! 1. Fo' real nizzle, why you always got 2B up in ma grizzle? 2. Antwan be bluntin' some grizzle and the 5-0 roll up on his ass.

by Carl Willis February 07, 2004

supersize

V. To make larger, usu. in the context of a takeout order placed with a dining establishment. Adj. Larger than expected, necessary, or appropriate.

Fast food clerk: What can I get you today? John Q. Lardass: I'll have a triple bacon cheeseburger, supersize that please...two Biggie Fries, supersize of course, a two-liter Coke...a supersize chocolate shake.... Southwest Airlines clerk: What can I do for you? John Q. Lardass: I need a ticket to Dallas. Clerk: That will be one supersize ticket to Dallas, $850 please. John Q. Lardass: What!!? Clerk: Sir, customers must pay for all the seats they occupy. I see you are still gorging on your supersize fries, so don't try that "glandular disorder" crap with us today. Take some goddamn personal responsibility.

by Carl Willis August 05, 2004