Country Dictionary

Ding Dong

What the penis is called when a man smackes it across a women's face while she is performing oral sex. The left cheek is the ding, and the right cheek is the dong.

He slapped his ding dong across her face.

shelf art

Popular location for a tattoo, namely the the small of a woman's back. Called shelf-art because its on the shelf.

"Cyndi has pretty wild shelf-art." "Really?" "Yeah, Trey said he busted a nut there last night and the tat looked like two dragons kissing."

Angry Peeno

Its when your doing your chick from behind, you punch her in the back of the head, and then you cum in her hair.You then order her to make you a sandwich and kick her out of your house.

I was doing your sister doggy style and she started talking shit, so I gave her the Angry Peenoand sent her on her way.

shelf

The small of a woman's back. Short for cum-shelf, because it's where a guy will often bust a nut when he's doing it doggie style in a porn flick, usually poolside. Closely related shelf-art

Dude I busted a nut on her shelf!

shelf

The small of a woman's back. Short for cum-shelf, because it's where a guy will often bust a nut when he's doing it doggie style in a porn flick, usually poolside. Closely related shelf art

Dude I busted a nut on her shelf! Right on top of her shelf art.