Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh

a pickup line used to hit on some medieval pussy!

Say this to a girl you would like to get in with. You: "come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh" Her: "Take me into your dungeon and tie thy upeth!"

by charlie dick(onson) January 24, 2012