Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

nig mac meal

this meal consists of a double cheeseburger made like a bigmac, with upsized fries and large fruitopia/sprite.

jake: yo tyrone i have enough for da nig mac but not the nig mac meal... can you help me out?
tyrone: naw mayne i already spent mah welfare cheque on diapers.

by chicken fried negro sammich November 14, 2008

ass rat

a giant piece of shit that has a tail, resembling a rat

guy 1: so i was taking this giant shit at mcdonald's last night and it turned out to be an ass rat.
guy 2: god damn

by chicken fried negro sammich October 22, 2008

nigmac

generally a sandwich ordered at mcdonald's. essentially, it is the double cheeseburger made like a mac.

jamal: yo tyrone imma go buy me a nigmac
tyrone: me 2

by chicken fried negro sammich November 14, 2008

hairy bucket

Pubic hairs found at the tip of your penis.

this mornin i woke up with a massively hairy bucket. i'm all good now, tho

by chicken fried negro sammich October 22, 2008

cow patty surprise

when you take a shit and it resembles an unborn fetus.

Teacher: Mohammed, what in the name of FUCK took you so long?
Mohammed: I had a cow patty surprise

by chicken fried negro sammich November 16, 2008