Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

gotheteria

A public washhouse, ie washeteria, where goths without washing machines at home go to wash their clothes. Gothdrettes only have 'dark wash' facilities, and are open from 11.55pm to 4.55am.

Lady Goth: Phew! You smell slightly. Too much petulia! Smelly Man Goth: Yeah, I know. Sorry. I'm putting all my gear into a bin bag and going to the gotheteria at midnight. Lay Goth: You putting in your boots??!! Smelly Man Goth: Don't get dark. No one puts their heels in the gotheteria machines. They come out like death warmed up!

by chris firth September 16, 2006

stront

a monster of a person; an ugly, malformed or mutated person circa 2000AD's Strontium Dogs.

1. I don't know what Kater Moss sees in Pete - he's a right ugly little stront 2. No you can't have my cell number, you stront.

by chris firth August 21, 2006

e-time

time spent on-line on the www, or on a computer game or computer activity; time experienced subjectively while on line that feels short, but has been much longer in real time

1. in e-time it seemed like I'd been online for 5 minutes, when in real time six hours had passed 2. I spent 2 hours e-time in this beautiful electraglade I stumbled upon.

by chris firth August 14, 2006

groogle

1. A sad type of person who spends hours randomly pushing words into google word and image searches because they are so bored - they would call it research. 2. The sadder type of the above in that they only google their own name in multi-varied formats, hoping to discover that they are are famous, or even exist.

Jim: You seen Herbert lately. Jon: No, he just stays in doing some kind of weird internet research. He's turned into a right groogle. Jim: What's his research project? Jon: He's researching himself. He just hits on Herbert. Jim: What a groogle!

by chris firth October 09, 2006

good tea band

Any band that sound good, excellent or mind-blowingly brilliant. After the original skiffle ensamble, The Good Tea Band, who were alleged to have whipped their 50's audiences into a frenzied, hysterical euphoria with their Tea-Chest bass and banjo rhythms, akin to the eastern spiritual 'dervish' experience. Thus they were banned by the Tempererance Society (Whitby) at the time, but still proved very popular in Staithes (North Yorkshire bohemian coastal village).

Grungy Kid: Seen any good bands lately. Hip Kid: Yeah. Caught the Arctic Monkeys. Mint! Grungy Kid: Were they good tea. Hip Kid: They were the good tea band of this year, dude!

by chris firth December 04, 2006

angerland

the country experienced by inhabitants of England (UK)who feel sidelined or marginalised by the norms, constraints and political controls imposed by the ruling government or over-heavy bueracratic system; the inner experience people in England (or any other country) who experience a sensation of anger and frustration inflicted by their nation's prevalent cultural status.

I live in Angerland, where I'm not even allowed to demonstrate my opposition to this government.

by chris firth August 13, 2006

angerland

1. angerland The country experienced by inhabitants of England (UK)who feel sidelined or marginalised by the norms, constraints and political controls imposed by the ruling government or over-heavy bueracratic system; the inner experience people in England (or any other country) who experience a sensation of anger and frustration inflicted by their nation's prevalent cultural status. Muslims, Islamists and economic migrants\immigrants often find themselves dwelling in this country.

Bank Clerk: Right. Let's fill this in. Where do you come from? Mohammed: What do you mean by come from? Bank Clerk: I mean that I can't let you open a current bank account until I know where you live. Mohammed: Ah, OK. I live in Angerland. It's a county where I'm not even allowed to demonstrate my opposition to the government, and am inclined to be made to feel as though as I should hold my head in shame. Bank Clerk: Fine. I'm spelling that - is it A - N - G - A - L- A -... (Mohammed sighs in despair and raises his eyes skyward, whispering 'Allah karim!').

by chris firth March 06, 2007