A fork of Rural Dictionary
Wayne created this word on Jan. 14, 2005 while at work in eugene ore. It means the mest of the awesome kind.
In Idaho the restaraunt, Rax, had the awesomeist chocolate chip milk shakes ever!
Stupid Ass Fucking Trick Annoyance
Stupid idiot girls in Florida who bother the crap out of everybody.
The manner in which crack addicts prance excitedly back to their respective locations from their dealers automobiles.
The crack monster, formally known as Christina, had one hell of a crack jog back to her apartment after taking a much anticipated trip around the block in Jamal's 76' Deville.
Within the Hill School memorial chapel lies magnificent stained glass windows…countless oak pews where so many men and women have sat and contemplated the teachings of their gods and professors, along with the schools motto, “whatsoever things are true”, carved in stone high above the steel piping of the organ and lancet windows. So many hours have been spent inside this glorious building, listening to speeches by jocks, overachievers, underachievers, village idiots, and stoners making feeble attempts to piece together their pathetic lives by trying to make some sort of profound sense out of it all. I’m so sorry but talks about Martha Stewart, storytelling, and other people’s insecurities just don’t spark my fancy.
"Whos the chapel speaker today?" "psh, some faggot who knows a girl, whos knows a guy, whos cousin committed suicide. And how the suicide truly effected their outlook on life and being an adolescent."
When a man and woman are having sex doggy style and the man pulls out before ejacualtion and spits on the woman's back so that she thinks he came on her back, while he jacks off in his hand. When the woman turns around, he throws the cum in his hand on her face and says "BAM."
"I pulled an Emeril on this bitch and her eyes burned like hell for a week."