Country Dictionary

An unwanted dick pic.

“Dammit, Harold! I don’t want any more of your JunkMale in my DMs!”

The gay part of Mongolia.

You can tell he's from Schlongolia from his accent.

The act of ignoring red flags in order to have sex.

“I was gaslaying her so hard, bro. I told her I was cool with Jan 6.”

States Donald Trump needs to win, so he flies in, holds a rally, and leaves with understanding or helping the people who live there.

“Aw man, dad’s making me do a rally in one of the combover states tonight, Wisconsin.”

When your dog gets hair all over your pants

My dog was so excited to see me, he threw dog confetti all over me.

When you overlook whatever horrible thing your date thinks just in case it’ll get you laid.

“Bro got Gaslaid at the Trump rally last night. Last I seen ‘em, they were making out to Try That In A Small Town at the taster freeze.”

When a woman puts her purse or bag on the adjacent seat on a train or a bus to her to stop people from sitting next to her.

Helen was ma'amspreading on the Jitney to stop the DudeBros from sitting next to her.