A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who has a large amount of freckles and red hair who people assume to have a penis covered in freckles.
person a:"hey freckle dick, come over here" freckle dick: "i dont have freckles on my dick!!"
An occassion which is hilarious for people who witnessed it first hand however when the event is told to others, it isnt as funny.
You should of been there, teacher was walking past, and i stuck my leg out and she tripped, cracked her head on the table. -be there moment
The stuffing of the crotch with things (eg. socks, tissues) for the purpose of making a males groin appear larger.
OK, listening up everyone. Apu's brought up a delicate topic, that of crotch stuffing.