A fork of Rural Dictionary
"last night I hung a giant stalactite from the roof of my girlfriend's mouth."
a one eyed organ that lives in the pants of a male.
John Holmes had a very large trouser trout.
"hand me the Sunday paper. I gotta go baptize a Baby Ruth."
Lead guitarist and principal songwriter fot the legendary group The Band. Wrote definitive classics like "the Weight" "The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down" and others. Also acted, made films and wrote books. A true musical genius and renaissance man. The best of the best.
Nobody plays guitar or writes songs like Robbie Robertson did.
to have the crown of a shit poke out of the anus.
"I thought it was just a fart, but I ended up pokin daylight.
An ice hockey term. When a player takes another player into the boards and rubs his sweaty smelly hockey glove all over the other player's face.
"Hey, didya see the FACE WASH Ty Domi gave Jeremy Roenick? Nasty."
when a poop crowns out of the anus far enough to touch the underwear, thus soiling it.
"I thought I had my bowels under control, but I touched cotton on the sixth green and had to leave the round to go change."