Country Dictionary

what happens to you after u smoke madd joints

Big D said were all fucking boned out, ripped, twizted, stoned, goodpeople..

To be a total moronic.

You fucking butt-cheese, shut up or he's acting like a total butt-cheese

Some queer that always has a woody and masturbates 10 times a day for every time he sees some chick's hot parts because he doesnt have a fuckin life

"Dude, that perverts gettin a fuckin hardon over Fat Heathers ass crack hanging out of her seat."

1.your ass-hair 2. a name to call someone who sucks

1.your mullhang is shaggy and needs a trimming 2. youre a mullhang

The rubber device that fits on the dick to keep the males sperm from entering his sexual partner so they do not have a child.

Condoms helped us keep Johnny Jr. from being born...for a few years anyways....until they got expensive and w we have another mouth to feed.

the god damn tree in harry potter that tends to eat anything that comes within a 2 mile radius of it.

Look a car! I think I'll eat it!

A great TXDM band