Country Dictionary

chikibi

Japanese for "nipples"

chikibi ni yoru to, tenki ga samui soo desu.
"According yo my nipples, the weather is cold"

aho

Aho = Idiot in the Osaka dialect of Japanese.

Yamashita-san wa aho da to omou.
>> I think Yamashita is an idiot.

discovery channel

A channel airing shows ranging from history to biology.
All documentary-type footage.
Severely underrated by people, probably due to the fact that the words are too big and the content to real for the average dipshit to comprehend.

Joe: Man, did you watch the Discovery Channel last night?

Bob: Nah, I can't understand all those words they use... Like "ape" and "Egypt". It's like a code to me.

Joe: You fucking dumb shit.