A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of obtaining or the control of large amounts of
women's vaginas.
To be the master of or dominate poon.
To pull a deliberate fair and back door sally a court day party to chase girls.
Jason slapped his old lady so he could leave his own party to find me a girl. Because he was the poon handler.
Fair acted drunk just to go poon handle at the bars.
Who needs a wife when you are the poon handler?