Country Dictionary

Epping

This is what happens when you drive your truck into the clay next to a lake and when everyone shows up to pull you out you blame it on your girlfriend.

We were idiots and decided to pull an epping.

Abracadothis

The act of executing a task in a magnificently awesome manner, almost wizardly!

Guy 1: Hurry up we gotta go! Guy 2:(puts shades on) Let's abracadothis...

Mannsylvania

The home of William H. Mann and his clergy of homosexual vampires that are known for sucking each other off.

I hear in the Vampires in Mannsylvania want to suck your...