Country Dictionary

A descriptive word used to describe a small, worm-like penis. Also used as an insult to someone you strongly dislike.

Matt is such a worm stick, he can smoke a pole.

The very end of a penis.

I put my beef tip in her tuna tunnel.

The modern day replacement for the child technical assistance to fix the flashing 12:00 on the VCR. Only now involving computer assistance.

I was on the phones with the moms all night giving parental tech support.

A towel that you catch your man sauce in. See also nut raghappy sock

I put my bust rag on mikes pillow.

1. Descriptive term for a large penis. See also pork sword.

I launched a borage of pork projectiles on Jennifers face with my ham howitzer.

1. Someone who is a total douch bag. 2. A worthless person whom no one likes.
3. A reference to someone whom you think is worse then what the actual word itself means.

Joe is such a period chunk, i can't stand that guy.

When someone is kicked so hard in the face that they crap out their spleen.

I hate when my splynxter touches the water.