A fork of Rural Dictionary
Babies created by two (or in a buddy chat three or more) persons over AOL Instant Messenger.
The price you pay for the luxury of having a boyfriend. Example: Cleaning, cooking, and popping back zits. Occasionally reciprocation for oral sex/blow jobs.
Boyfriend tax is worse than girlfriend tax, but I can't pull wax strips off of my bikini area myself, so here we are.
When the act of necrophilia results in orgasm for the deceased.
I gave him a dearly departed right before his funeral.