A fork of Rural Dictionary
A man who acts too gay to actually be gay.(There is gay, and there is Hollywood gay). He pretends to be gay so he can touch attractive women without them getting angry. Usually too ugly to get women by conventional means, and very affectionate around women.
A pseudo-fag copped a feel on my girlfriend.
either oral or manual stimulation of a partner's breast/nipple. can occur over or under shirt/bra and without shirts altogether.
first or second base can be achieved concurrently with dry humping. considered third base when oral or manual stimulation occurs to genitals.
"despite the fact he made me wet by running his thumbs across my nipples through my shirt, we still argued about whether he had officially gotten to second base the next day."
A cigarette, or a Phat ass Blunt.
Bill Clinton stuffed his Shnage up Monika Lewinsky's cooter.
getting high with a cool dude who thinks he is a girl
i was getting high with an emile