A fork of Rural Dictionary
An object that a bored Asian girl likes to insert into her vagina.
Allie masturbates with her feet.
awesome awesome band. awesome.
do you do too many drugs? i do too many drugs. do you do too many drugs too?
A sock that either has been used to clean up after masturbation or has been used as a faux vagina and has been ejaculated into.
After jacking off ten times last night, I really need to wash the old Happy Fun Scok
One who's first or last name is Mitchell who happens to also be a biznitch.
Of all the Mitchell's I know, Mike is the only Biznitchell.
A slang term to describe the pleasurable moment when you realise you've scored and you'll shortly be on your way home with a chick for a bit of action!
As Dave left the bar with his girlfriend, his mates asked where he was going. He simply said "I'm locked and loaded, and good to go!"