Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

twisties

A medical condition whereupon the testicles become twisted.

oMG!!! AARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHH!! THE PAIN!!

by Da Man July 16, 2004

Poop stick

DUEL Definitions:
Used in Vietnam by the Vietcong as a titty trap for unsuspecting soldiers. They would dip the stick in dung, and the person walking by would be infected with diseases.
Second. Stick used to wipe European Asses. A sharp pointy object that was used until 2001 as a predecessor of toilet paper…. They claimed it felt good.

"Pass the poop stick, i need to whipe my ass" follwed by a slight grim on the Frenchies face and a mutter of "ooooh yes"

or is batter "damn poop sticks."

by Da Man September 27, 2003

3SW

3strandwrestling; biggest crap of them all;only the gay;monkeys ass home

by Da Man January 17, 2003

stuffucking

The act of "stuffing in" your limp, helpless member in hopes of getting it up. Potential causes: you're too drunk or she's too ugly (see also Fugly).

I couldn't get it up so i started stuffucking her

by Da Man July 16, 2004

kiff

A Rapiest

Kiff Raped me

by Da Man December 11, 2003

Grand Pappy Smash

To beat your meat so hardcore that it starts to chafe and bleed.

Ouch!! Ouch!! Ouch!! OH YES!!

by Da Man July 16, 2004

cong

A derogatory term used for the purpose of describing a Vietnamese person.

(Derived from the term 'Viet-Cong', a term ued to describe Communist North Vietnam)

See Also: Gook

The cong jumped out from the tree and knocked me out... next thing I knew I was in the trunk of a suped up car.

by Da Man April 14, 2003