A fork of Rural Dictionary
The last name of someone who is always lying to your face. They lie about things to people so that they feel sympathy for them in order for them to gain friends as they are poor at maintaining relationships otherwise. They lie about things so out of left field like lying about having mental disorders such as anxiety, depression, bipolar, anorexia, and bulimia. They lie out being assaulted, molested, and/or raped. They twist and turn their opinions faster than a cheetah runs, one minute they hate the idea of nudes then the next minute they're handing them out like lollipops. They also are known for being a fake friend, someone you never trust. You always have to watch what you say around these people, because eventually they will stab you in the back.
"That Gillard, he's always lying to your face. It's unbelievable what he gets on with."
Indonesian for "your mom is a whore" or "your mom is a slut" or "your mom is a bitch". The phrase combines many Indonesian and a Malay words together which is very hard to correctly translate, since it contains the words mai which means whore or slut, and puki which means pussy or cunt. Basically saying "you come from the pussy of a whore"
"Nick, mai pun puki"
The place where all the hearts your ex-girlfriend put her ex's broken hearts.
Man 1: What's wrong man? Man 2: My ex-girlfriend put me in Kingdom Hearts!
When you're craving a massive amount of cocaine will pregnant.
"I'm having a huge pregnancy craving right now" "I WANT FUCKING COCAINE, I'M ON MY PREGNANCY CRAVING"