A fork of Rural Dictionary
Piece of shit company that sells good mp3 players, but doesnt know how to fucking make a headphone jack, so pretty much in one month, your mp3 player is ruined
Last year I bought the Creative Zen Micro. I was psyched. It was $50 less than an iPod mini, and held one gigabyte of more music. It also had a FM radio and a voice recorder built in, which you had to pay an extra $60 for both on an iPod. But 5 days after my warranty expired, the headphone jack was dead and I went online to find out a ton of their mp3 players were defective and weren't offering to repair them for free.
God's mistake at creating a human being
Marilyn Manson is so ugly