A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. A Dwarfish creature who will spin yarn into gold in return for a first born child 2. The inability to achieve an erection after a night of rumping.
Girl: "What's wrong, baby?" Boy: "Its not you, its me. I've got a goddamn rumpelstiltskin from all the rumping earlier."
The act of injecting alcoholic liquid into one's own anus or another's for the purpose of intoxication.
"Dude, sorry I didn't call you back, I was rumping pretty hard last night." "Pass the baster!"