Country Dictionary

Radio personality used to make the masses feel better about themselves.

"If this shock jock has a show than I must be a friggin genius!"

GOD Nuff said.

Jack Black is GOD

From DAOC hacks, a mapping/radar program that has a female voice say "invader" when and enemy is near.

"Anyone have Invader so we can go find the enemy?"

1. Filthy drink consumed by commerce/law fags 2. "Tooheys" - lets not speak this word again

Dave-o: "Robin you manwhore, your drinkin pooheys!" Greg: "Man thats even more depressing than drinkin bitch fizz, i need some Chartreuse and some Woosta Robin: "Hu-Ah"

"Every time she go to the beach, she the only one that gets a tan"

A person with severe mental retardation.

That door stop needs his diaper changed.

Person with ability to masturbate for hours at a time while typing with one hand.

"The debate team are the school's best cyberathletes"