Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Cocoa Cum

The semen of a Negro.

"Calvin bragged that once a bitch had tasted his cocoa cum, she would never want whitey's love juice again."

by der Alte Fritz July 29, 2006

Skunk muff

An unwashed and malodourous vagina

"I started to go down on Shondiqua but gagged because she had a bad case of skunk muff"

by der Alte Fritz July 29, 2006

raspberry ripple

A cream pie whilst a woman is menstruating

"After I pulled out, the cum and blood on her beaver looked like raspberry ripple ice cream"

by der Alte Fritz July 05, 2006

pussy froth

Vaginal secretions worked into a lather by prolonged sexual activity.

Can be caused by masturbation or penetrative coitus.

Highly visible on the male member when enjoying doggy style

"After nailing Miko for a good hour she had left shitloads of pussy froth on my dick"

by der Alte Fritz July 05, 2006

greasedick

A Mediterranean male - derogatory.

Conforming to the Greasy Dago stereotype.

"Sal is such an asshole, I would like to kick that greasedick's Wop ass"

by der Alte Fritz July 05, 2006

70ing

A sexual position involving three people, usually 1 male and 2 females. ( 69ing plus 1 )

It involves two females "69ing" (performing oral sex upon each other) whilst the male inserts his penis into:

a: The vagina woman on the "bottom" leaving the woman on top to stimulate both penis shaft and clitoris of her partners.

b: The vagina of the woman on "top". This is often the most pleasurable as the woman on the bottom can now suck the testicles of the man.

Variants are of course commonplace such as inserting the penis into a willing mouth or even a rectum. However such acts divert from the true 70ing experience.

As Mel slipped his dick into Tanya's pussy he felt Monica suck his balls into her mouth. As enjoyed the experience, he though 70ing beats the hell out of tequila.

by der Alte Fritz August 18, 2006

feathersword

An homosexual with a "smooth" sexual technique.

Feather: Soft and fluffy.
Sword: Penis

That Mr Wiggle gave me a smooth butt-fuck last night. He is a real feathersword.

by der Alte Fritz September 11, 2006