A fork of Rural Dictionary
A popular game in the gay community. Participants "do" themselves with a succession of chocolate bars. The sequence of bars gets progressively difficult. Entrants are eliminated if they fail to insert any of the bars. The final one used is a king-size Toblerone. The game was named after its originator, who was also the first participant to complete the sequence.
Who's up for a game of Briggsy's Toblerone Challenge?
Count me out. I got trannied to within an inch of my pathetic arty life last night. One Milky Way and I'll prolapse.
Facial hair grown by very spotty individuals. The Briggsy Beard serves the double purpose of partially concealing acne and avoiding shaving the tops off hideous pus-filled pimples. Most commonly grown by students and artists.
Why has that little artist grown a Briggsy Beard?
I don't know. Maybe he's not keen on slicing through those vile septic warts on his face.
A pretentious artist who thinks he is a gangsta because he knows who to buy cannabis from and because he once used a crack cocaine suppository.
Why is that arty fellow limping like that?
He's got a rectumful of crack suppositories.
Aah I see, a Briggsy Gangsta!
Belief held by an individual belonging to several dozen minority groups that he should be treated as a superior being. Otherwise known as "a chip on each shoulder and three on the hunchback".
If I want to take the piss out of that ugly, disabled, blind, black lesbian with two fannies and three arseholes then I will.
Yeah, who gives a fuck about Briggsy's Diversity Policy?
A short-lived 1990s television programme based on Jim'll Fix It in which gay art icon Briggsy made the dreams of homosexuals come true. One classic episode featured Briggsy riding a greased pig through Liverpool before masturbating into the River Mersey whilst singing "I am what I am"
Homosexual 1: I really want to be gang-buggered by a colony of baboons.
Homosexual 2: Briggsy'll Fix It!
An artist who sells his wares in markets in the manner of an East End costermonger. He sets up his stall at dawn and adopts a cockney accent. His sad attempt to fit in with the common people is often seen through and he then becomes the victim of a thorough beating.
Look at that little cunt with the paintings!
Yeah, he's a Briggsy monger for sure. Let's pummel the little fucker.
The only dinosaur still in existence. Known only as a fossil until very recently when a male specimen turned up in an art gallery trying to get off with an overweight Down's Syndrome man. Plans to keep the creature in captivity have been shelved as it has such a vile odour.
Who's the hideous man trying to get off with the fat spacker?
That's not a man. That's a Briggsysaurus.