Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Pedophile

A person who wants to bang kids

You are a pedophile

by dick the big dicked duck February 12, 2013

Rape fetish

To get raped then get horny when its over

*zebra comes out of nowhere and rapes selena gomez* Selena gomez:hey zebra lets have sex i have a rape fetish *the 2 got married a year later and cheated on zebra with other rapists the zebra found out when selena gomez came home with dick breath and her pants still down with cum leaking out her ass*

by dick the big dicked duck February 13, 2013

porn paranoia

When u watch porn and then think of all the worst case scenarios after done jacking off,u will think someone seen u or u are scared it popped up on someone's computer

I have porn paranoia

by dick the big dicked duck September 29, 2013

the publishers

the people who wont publish my definitions see trolls

suck my dick publisher and swallow all the cum and shit it back in ur mouth over and over for the rest of your life then keep doin it in hell i hate the publishers

by dick the big dicked duck March 24, 2013

dick dirt

when u did not wash ur dick for so long it gathers dirt and it looks really nasty

wash ur dick or else u get dick dirt -Barrack Obama

by dick the big dicked duck March 24, 2013

Pink panther

He used to be a cartoon he became rich then a year after his contract was up he got a crack addiction and now he started a gang called imperial gangsters he was then able to make money to support his crack addiction and he is now in prison for life for murder of hitler

Person A: i farted Person B: yep u r on crack like the pink panther Hitler:pink panther did not kill me i framed him the cops r stupid so so stupid That detective on pink panther:*Ahem* i knew that him tying u to a space rocket with a bomb on ur chest would not add up there aint even a space station round here *Handcuffs hitler* hitler:you cant stop the panther holocaust as im a nazi Person B:aw save it hitler shouldent u be dead u must be 200 by now

by dick the big dicked duck February 03, 2013