Country Dictionary

penis cocktail

When you offer a girl a drink of your choice.

We were out of scotch so I gave her a penis cocktail.

kamikaze joystick

when you decide to bang a girl in the ass without telling her, you just dive bomb in and possibly yell kamikaze.

Jill screamed when I delivered to her a kamikaze joystick.

lipstick lesbian

A lesbian that looks like a girl. Not the motorcyle bull dyke types. This is a girl you would want to bang and might not know she is a carpet muncher. She might actually wear lipstick while the other kind would wear leather or denim.

The girl did not accept your sexual advances, so obviously she is a dyke. However, she is rather attractive. She must therefore be a lipstick lesbian.

fupa

its from some girl in college. she looked pretty good but had this mini gut above her crotch. so she was the original fupa. F.U.P.A. fat upper pussy area

that bitch was hot but had fupa.

dickbag

another term for a dickhead, but slightly more offensive.

you took the last beer. you dickbag.