Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

digs

To get sexual action from someone/thing.

I got digs from that goat last night!

pooning

to sit at home and masturbate, on a perfectly good evening for going out and having fun.

Anna aint here tonight because shie's at home pooning!

pooner

A person who sits at home (on a perfectly good evening for going out) and masturbates.

Anna aint at the party tonight because shie is a pooner.

chin-wa

Money. Or the most common form of currency/capital

"Could I borrow a little chin-wa?"
(Must be accompanied with hand gesture of forefinger rubbing against thumb in sweeping motion!)