Country Dictionary

Without gimps. A good thing.

"Parties are much better when they're gimpfree"

The life of us all Trek + blaze = Mong

Lets have a trek, then a blaze, then some bare mongage

To get pussy. A hoe that has a sweet side to her.

Billy: yo man did you get some hoe cake tonight Dubya: YEAAA BOIIII

The first 2 words of anything the American government wants to erradicate, but knows the population won't back unless it sounds important, so it becomes "a war on XXX".

The war on drugs is worse for the US than the drugs themselfs.

Another term for pornographic magazines. Origin: Chasing Amy

Playboy is a good stroke book.

The profit an Alter Boy gains after giving the priest his services.

Very good Johnny, you made God a very happy man. Here, have a Snickers bar.

A citizen from France

Wow, here's one of these slimy french cockroaches invading the sewers in Washington!